diff --git a/locales/en-US.yml b/locales/en-US.yml
index 9864c75ba..95debdc71 100644
--- a/locales/en-US.yml
+++ b/locales/en-US.yml
@@ -1724,12 +1724,12 @@ _postForm:
   quotePlaceholder: "Quote this beep…"
   channelPlaceholder: "Beep to a channel…"
   _placeholders:
-    a: "What are you up to?"
-    b: "What's happening around you?"
-    c: "What's on your mind?"
-    d: "What do you want to say?"
+    a: "Organization agent got your tongue?"
+    b: "Embrace your inner Shining Finger"
+    c: "What will your D-Mail say?"
+    d: "What do you want to beep?"
     e: "Start writing…"
-    f: "Waiting for you to write…"
+    f: "Just arrived at Luna Nova Academy"
 _profile:
   name: "Name"
   username: "Username"
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 38acb75dc..9d7274897 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "iceshrimp",
-	"version": "2023.12.7-jormungandr-bite.0.5.5",
+	"version": "2023.12.7-jormungandr-bite.0.5.6",
 	"repository": {
 		"type": "git",
 		"url": "https://iceshrimp.dev/limepotato/jormungandr-bite.git"